Post by John on Apr 27, 2011 16:21:03 GMT -5
1/ Take heed that thee beware the lightning that lurketh in live conductors or undischarged capacitors, for verily this biteth like unto a taipan and may cause thee to be tumbled upon thy backside in a manner unseemly.
2/ Cause thou the switch that supplieth the juice to be opened and tagged with thy name upon the proclamation thereof, that thy days be long in the land.
3/ Mark well, that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou workest art earthed, that thou cry be not borne upon the wind and thou not be exalted to a higher frequency and caused to radiate likewise.
4/ Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measure of voltage, lest it smite both thee and thy meter. For verily, thou hast no inventory number and canst not easily be replaced, The meter hast such a number and it's destruction shall bring woe, yea great woe upon thee.
5/ Tarry not in the abode of infidels who taketh pleasure in intentional shocks, for lo, in thy discomfort they have their reward. But their days are numbered, and thine likewise if thou tarryest therein.
6/ Tamper not thou with interlocks or other devices that are intended to shield thee from harm. For verily, if thou tamperest, much wrath shall fall upon thee, yea, even the fury of the Safety Officer shall be visited upon thy nether parts.
7/ Work thou not alone near high voltage equipment, for verily electric cooking is a slothful process and thou mightest sizzle for hours before thy misery be ended and thou goest to join thy ancestors.
8/ Work thou not at all on live equipment, for if thou doest, thy mates shall buy beers without thee and thy place at the bar shall be filled by another. Yea, even by one who exercisest care and harkeneth not the counsels of the foolish.
9/ Trifle thou not with radioactive tubes or sources, for if thou triflest thine eyes shall see a fire like unto no earthly fire and thy body perchance be caused to glow in the dark like a firefly.
10/ Profit thou by the wisdom of those who have passed before thee, whose teeth are long with the length of their years and whose locks are grey with much tribulation. Commiteth thou to memory the words of the rule book. Even though they may irk thee. Remembereth even the mighty code of isolation, that thy days be long in the land and sweet be the fruits of thy labour.
2/ Cause thou the switch that supplieth the juice to be opened and tagged with thy name upon the proclamation thereof, that thy days be long in the land.
3/ Mark well, that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou workest art earthed, that thou cry be not borne upon the wind and thou not be exalted to a higher frequency and caused to radiate likewise.
4/ Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measure of voltage, lest it smite both thee and thy meter. For verily, thou hast no inventory number and canst not easily be replaced, The meter hast such a number and it's destruction shall bring woe, yea great woe upon thee.
5/ Tarry not in the abode of infidels who taketh pleasure in intentional shocks, for lo, in thy discomfort they have their reward. But their days are numbered, and thine likewise if thou tarryest therein.
6/ Tamper not thou with interlocks or other devices that are intended to shield thee from harm. For verily, if thou tamperest, much wrath shall fall upon thee, yea, even the fury of the Safety Officer shall be visited upon thy nether parts.
7/ Work thou not alone near high voltage equipment, for verily electric cooking is a slothful process and thou mightest sizzle for hours before thy misery be ended and thou goest to join thy ancestors.
8/ Work thou not at all on live equipment, for if thou doest, thy mates shall buy beers without thee and thy place at the bar shall be filled by another. Yea, even by one who exercisest care and harkeneth not the counsels of the foolish.
9/ Trifle thou not with radioactive tubes or sources, for if thou triflest thine eyes shall see a fire like unto no earthly fire and thy body perchance be caused to glow in the dark like a firefly.
10/ Profit thou by the wisdom of those who have passed before thee, whose teeth are long with the length of their years and whose locks are grey with much tribulation. Commiteth thou to memory the words of the rule book. Even though they may irk thee. Remembereth even the mighty code of isolation, that thy days be long in the land and sweet be the fruits of thy labour.
