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Post by Sam from Kent on Jan 9, 2011 15:29:24 GMT -5
An exquisite painting entitled "Home for Lunch" was on display in a art gallery. It depicted three very naked, very black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. Two women were staring at the painting, trying to figure it out. The artist noticed their confusion so he walked up to them and asked, "Can I help you with this painting?" One woman replied, "We were curious about the painting of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?" "I`m afraid you've misinterpreted the painting," the artist explained. "The three men are not black. They are coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went home for lunch."
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Post by Sam from Kent on Jan 9, 2011 15:32:46 GMT -5
Apparently the first Chilean miner came out and asked "Is the DFS sale still on?"
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Post by Sam from Kent on Jan 9, 2011 15:36:31 GMT -5
Before being hoisted up in the capsule he also said: "Remember lads; what happened in the mine stays in the mine"
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Post by Sam from Kent on Jan 9, 2011 15:43:01 GMT -5
One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to earn a living) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. "Hello, hello," she cried out... "Can anyone hear me? Hello..." For quite some time, without hearing a word.
Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time... "Hello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?" She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, "God bless Margaret Thatcher!"
Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped "Oh, thank God Dopey is still alive."
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