Post by fifeminer on Dec 7, 2005 12:07:19 GMT -5
There was two irishmen went for a job at one of the Pits in the North of England, they were taken into the managers office one by one and he interviewed them ,
The first one went in and manager said hello whats your name he answered Patrick McGinty
manager said "Pleased to meet you Patrick Now can I ask a few questions, Im not up on what kind of pits they have in Ireland and where they are",, so Pat said "Oh it was outside Cork a small private place was there three years", "oh yes what did you do the manager asked " oh I was constant nightshift on material" ,Manager answered " that sounds ok start on Monday" so he left the office and had a chat with his pal who said "What did he say to you ,what does he asked you" so he told him,,Patrick said "Its ok Mick just tell him you worked in a pit outside Cork beside me and you will be guaranteed the job thats what I told him and after all a job is a job,"
So manager asked for next man to go in and it was Mick
Manager asked him "Can I have your name please" "Michael Rafferty but Mick for short,, and I too worked outside Cork in a small pit", Manager shook his head and said "another question before you go "What kind of lamp did you use"
Mick looked at the manager a bit lost for words and said "What did you say there" ,,Manager asked "What kind of lamps did you use at your job down the pit outside Cork",,Mick answered Lamp mmmmmmm
"I never used a lamp I was always on the dayshift"....
The first one went in and manager said hello whats your name he answered Patrick McGinty
manager said "Pleased to meet you Patrick Now can I ask a few questions, Im not up on what kind of pits they have in Ireland and where they are",, so Pat said "Oh it was outside Cork a small private place was there three years", "oh yes what did you do the manager asked " oh I was constant nightshift on material" ,Manager answered " that sounds ok start on Monday" so he left the office and had a chat with his pal who said "What did he say to you ,what does he asked you" so he told him,,Patrick said "Its ok Mick just tell him you worked in a pit outside Cork beside me and you will be guaranteed the job thats what I told him and after all a job is a job,"
So manager asked for next man to go in and it was Mick
Manager asked him "Can I have your name please" "Michael Rafferty but Mick for short,, and I too worked outside Cork in a small pit", Manager shook his head and said "another question before you go "What kind of lamp did you use"
Mick looked at the manager a bit lost for words and said "What did you say there" ,,Manager asked "What kind of lamps did you use at your job down the pit outside Cork",,Mick answered Lamp mmmmmmm
"I never used a lamp I was always on the dayshift"....